Ed Zitron satirizes NVIDIA's circular AI financing

Ed Zitron's satirical piece imagines Jensen Huang boasting about NVIDIA's GPU sales to AI labs that can't afford them, referencing Vera Rubin and Grace Blackwell. It highlights NVIDIA's plan to raise prices 17% and its role in circular financing with customers like CoreWeave.
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